Does heaven receive text messages? - must be taken in an empty stomach

Aug 18, 2010

Does heaven receive text messages?

I secretly hope to one day receive another text from you, mom. To simply let me know you’re okay, and whether or not it’s anything like you and I have hypothesized that one afternoon in Pomona.

“Life after death is probably nice. But nobody has ever returned to confirm it. It’s probably best left a mystery… Because if we knew how awesome it was, everyone would cheat and kill themselves to get there faster.”

::several seconds of silence::

“Yah! I think so, huh!” (grin from mom)

Mom, I miss you. Please send me a text message. I’m sure God would allow at least bluetoothing a message over.

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